make me choose: caroline forbes or buffy summer's puns
#i like to think that buffy spent her days thinking of the puns she’d use while slaying#like she’d be doing the dishes and a pun would come to her and she would chuckle and store it in her mind#or xander would say something and she’d think of a pun she could use#and when the potentials started slaying#one of them would try and fail to come up with spontaneous puns#and buffy pulled her aside and said#’you need to work on those before hand#try it#because at the end of the day it was the brightest part of her daily life#other than her friends i guess#because her life is dark and people die and sometimes she must lead and be a warrior and raise her sister#but for some few minutes of the day#she can amuse herself by thinking of puns#and that’s beautiful
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
Got your blood on my blade drippin, I ain’t kiddin
Things I love: Women with cold weapons.
i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url
its a metaphor
Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II
Friendly reminder that it was Merlin who gave Arthur the blue cloak, and that even though it was only a temporary disguise Arthur kept it, anyway.
*looks at number of notes*
*laughs until she cries*
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge with Prince George unveil a plaque for the new Bilby Enclosure at Taronga Zoo on April 20, 2014 in Sydney, Australia.